Blonde Detectives
 

Three blondes were all vying for the last available position on the local
 California police force. The detective conducting the interview
looked at the three of them and said, "So you all want to be a cop, eh?"
The blondes all nodded.
The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a file folder.
Sitting back down, he opened it up and withdrew a photograph, and said,
"To be a detective, you have to be able to DETECT. You must be able to
notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities such as scars, etc."
He then stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew
it after about 2 seconds.
"Now, he said, "Did you notice any distinguishing features about this man?"
The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He only has one eye!"
The detective shook his head and said, "Of COURSE he only has
one eye in this picture! It's a PROFILE of his face! You're dismissed!"
The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.
 
The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her
face for two seconds, pulled it back and said, "What about you?
Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?"
The blonde immediately shot back, "Yes! He only has one ear!"
The detective put his head in his hand and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear
what I just said to the other lady? This is a PROFILE of the man's face!
OF COURSE you can see only one ear!! You're excused, too!
The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.
 
The detective turned his attention to the last blonde and said, "This
is probably a waste of time, but....." He flashed the photo in her face
for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right. Did YOU
notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?"
The blonde said, "I did. This man wears contact lenses."
The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began looking at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression
and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts!
How in the world could tell that by looking at this picture?"
The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "DUH! With only one eye and one ear,
"HE CAN'T  WEAR GLASSES!"