True Meanings
 

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female - Any part under a car's hood.
Male - The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bul) adj.
Female - Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male - Playing hockey without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon)
Female - The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male - Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the
boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit ment) n.
Female - A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male - Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female - A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male - Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach- u-lens) n.
Female - An embarrassing by-product of indigestion.
Male - A source of entertainment, self-expression.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-kin luv) n.
Female - The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male - Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht-kon-trohl) n.
Female - A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male - A device for scanning through all 275 channels every five
minutes.