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Tiger Woods
Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drives
his new Buick
Rendezvous into an Irish gas station. An attendant greets him
in typical
Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is, "Top o' the morning
to ya". As
Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket. "So
what are
those things my son?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replied Tiger.
"And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquired the
Irishman.
"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies
Tiger.
"Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaimed the Irish attendant.
"Those
fellas working at Buick think of everything!"
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