The Godfather
 


A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for
$10 million dollars.
This bookkeeper happens to be deaf, so the Godfather brings along his
attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where's the $10 million bucks you
embezzled from me?"
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the
$10 million dollars is hidden. The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know
what he's talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what
you're talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a .45 automatic, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it and says: "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the underling:
"He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win!
The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin
 Enzo's backyard in Brooklyn!"
The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger!"