The Challenge
 

A married man left work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going
home, however, he spent the weekend partying with the boys.
When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife really got
on his case and stayed on it.

After a couple of hours of swearing and screaming, his wife paused
and pointed at him and made him an offer. "How would you like it if
you didn't see me for a couple of days!???"

The husband couldn't believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and
said, "That would suit me just fine!!"

Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday and
Wednesday went by and he still didn't see her.

By Thursday, the swelling of his eyes went down a bit
so could see her a little out of the corner of his left one!!!