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The Sneeze
A
man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of
the plane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose and
then shuddered quite violently for 10 or 15 seconds. The man went back to his
reading.
A few minutes
later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and
shuddered quite violently as before. The man was becoming more and more
curious about the shuddering.
A few more minutes passed and the woman
sneezed one more time. Again she took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and
shuddered violently. The man couldn't restrain his curiosity.
He turned to the woman and said, "You've
sneezed three times, wiped your nose with a tissue, then shuddered violently!
Are you all right?"
"I'm sorry if I disturbed you," the woman
replied, "I have a rare condition; when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man was a little embarrassed but even
more curious and said, "I've never heard of that before. What are you taking
for it?"
The woman looked at him and said, "Pepper."
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