Rug Shopping

An attractive, well dressed woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs.
She looks around and spots the perfect rug and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she lets out a loud fart..
Very embarrassed she looks around nervously to see if anyone
has noticed.
As she turns back, there, standing next to her is a salesman.
"Good day Ma'am, how may we help you today ?"
Very uncomfortably she asks: "Sir, how much does this rug cost?"
He answers: "Lady, if you farted just touching it, you're gonna
crap when you hear the price!"